Rush Hour Specialist Gifts

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Late again.

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'- and how does the graveyard shift appeal to you?'

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

Behind the 8 Ball

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

23 St. or bust.

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'I had to pick this week to give up coffee.'

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

"I think I must've called the AI by mistake."

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

Car traffic

AA officer putting AA battery into woman's electric car.

Road Test.