Rush Hour Renegade Prints

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

Late again.

Thanks to his new rotting carcass cologne, Bill never had problems finding a seat on the subway.

Car traffic

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Jungle Taxi

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Ready for a run!

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Music Freak.

Time's running out for Africa

The Bland Leading the Bland

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'I play it to kill time.'

The bus home.

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"