Rush Hour Gladiator Prints

Ballsiest Left Turn Attempt Awards.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

American Football.

Football.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Punishment for the kicker.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

The rat race

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.