Rural Humor Seekers Gifts

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

COWS: Spare cow

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Close, but no cigar!

Nice six-pack!

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Can you milk a cow?"