Rural Development Gifts

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

Tobacco Farmers.

Farm Business.

Digital Divide

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

You complete me!

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"I'm an enigma!"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Milkin' Impossible