Runaway Tales Fan Gifts

'Obedience school was just not for me: I ran away...'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Circus trousers

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

'You just grew three inches.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

"You're lucky – little ghost girls are so much easier than possessed little boys."

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

"Recount!"

"It's a selfie!"

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Message tied to a brick.

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

The Secret Garden

'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'

Primer for Zombie Kids

Sword