Twisted Tales Fan Gifts

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

Sword

'Hold it! Just one more... stop me of you've heard this one...'

"My kids won't eat their crusties either."

'...and the axe murderer lived happy ever after...'