Twin Tales Fan Gifts

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"You look good for your age."

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Staff picks

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'You just grew three inches.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"It's a selfie!"

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"Recount!"

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'

The Secret Garden

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”