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'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Tim Burton

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Handyman's Special'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Snow Bridge.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Town Planning Department

'Interactive TV news.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Comedy Rule

Tragedy and Material

A Woman's Conquests.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Design brief.'

Fire Escapes

All British Space Mission

"OK, who's the joker?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."