Rumor Architect Pillows

'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Tim Burton

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Handyman's Special'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Snow Bridge.

Town Planning Department

'Interactive TV news.'

'It's a self-build.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Comedy Rule

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Tragedy and Material

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

A Woman's Conquests.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Cow's Surprise Party.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'Design brief.'

Fire Escapes

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

All British Space Mission

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."