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Town Planning Department

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Design brief.'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"No, no ladders in the house! Why do people associate snakes and ladders?!"

WC - Toilet Sign

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"The Eggsorcist"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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Duvet nailed to the floor.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Comedy Rule

Tragedy and Material

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

Private work adjustments