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'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Team Leader

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Brainstorm in progress.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Human Brain

'Handyman's Special'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"He wants to be an architect."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Thinking outside the box.

Bulb

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'