Alternative Architects Gifts

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Team Leader

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Handyman's Special'

The Doorway to Ideas

Human Brain

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"He wants to be an architect."

Thinking outside the box.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Bulb

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

Lateral Thinking

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."