Reverse Architect Gifts

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Building giant sand pies.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Handyman's Special'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"He wants to be an architect."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

A Woman's Conquests.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

"OK, who's the joker?"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'The Architect Ant really outdid himself this time, don't you think?'

"And you can quote me on that."