Retro Constructionist Gifts

Builders

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Time Machine Collision

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."