Green Architect Gifts

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"The garden is my résumé."

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

It's time to start my stimulus plan! I've got my infrastructure repair tools, and�I'm shovel ready!! Garden 2009.

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Greener grass.

"Why'd they have to be ecologically progressive in front of the skyline?"

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

'Yeah, there's a gentleman here who says he's come to caulk where others have been too afraid to caulk.'

Green industries

Enuiro Designs.

'I'm thinking after I build the dam I'll build a clubhouse and open a 18-hole golf course,and...'

"...and to keep the project environmentally friendly, we'll be adding trail mix to the concrete mix."