Green Design Gifts

Enuiro Designs.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Nature versus commerce.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Recycling bottle bank.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Earth Day Summit.

Ecotourism.