Green Design T-Shirts

Enuiro Designs.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Nature versus commerce.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Recycling bottle bank.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Ecotourism.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Earth Day Summit.