Green Building T-Shirts

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Nature versus commerce.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The original paperless office

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Building Sandcastles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Lego Haircut