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'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Now // Near Future

Cars driving down barcode road.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

The World's First Condominium Complex Built on Landfill Created From Shredded Documents

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Alternative Energy: Another Option. Upon contacting their antimatter opposites, attorneys will annihilate each other releasing massive amounts of energy.

"The world takes aim at global warming targets."

'I've seen one of these before; it's called a cemetery.'

"I've already got one luv!"

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

'You've got to help me doctor. I have got 'range anxiety'! My electric car quits when I least expect it to!'