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"We were gonna build a tree house, but with the cost, noise issues and zoning concerns, can you just take us to the mall?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"City kids."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Handyman's Special'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pisa Hut.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'