Rum Pillows

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dark and Stormy

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Computer Bore

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Demure lady with gloves

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Golfing Boss

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"