Rum Gifts

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dark and Stormy

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Computer Bore

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Demure lady with gloves

Football Fans

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Golfing Boss

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.