Rules Of The Road Master T-Shirts

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

A Bloody Butcher

"He loves his leaf blower."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Desk shaped like an office block.

The Salmon Fisherman

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"FISH ON"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Line, area and volume

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

Play golf on the billiards table.

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

Trolley Cage

I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Traffic accident at the driving school.

Road Crossing

Traffic Cones

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'

"Turning right in four miles. Must turn on blinkers now."

'I'm going to have to give you a ticket for jaywalking.'

'He's got a point.'

"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"