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Play golf on the billiards table.

Text Culture

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Violin Practise

Target your message

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Cool game!"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Musical Prodigy

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

Remorse code

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'