Rules Of The Road Master Pillows

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A Bloody Butcher

Desk shaped like an office block.

The Salmon Fisherman

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"FISH ON"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Line, area and volume

Play golf on the billiards table.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Trolley Cage

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

I get to make the rules because I'm rich & you're not!

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'You're wrong!...Rules are not just rough guidelines.'

Why the chicken crossed the road.

Road Crossing

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Traffic accident at the driving school.

Traffic Cones

'I'm going to have to give you a ticket for jaywalking.'

'He's got a point.'

"Turning right in four miles. Must turn on blinkers now."

"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"

'Up to your old tricks, eh?'