Steering Master Pillows

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Tommy!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"FISH ON"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'How about a game of cards?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

Out of Order.

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Higher!'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

A dilemma at a train station.

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

Everything makes a noise except the hooter!

How you keep toolbox so organized?