Drive Master Pillows

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

A Bloody Butcher

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Desk shaped like an office block.

InOutYada Yada.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Dentist Training School.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

The Miracle Worker

Ah Ha!

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Rather than monopoly, we like to consider ourselves the only game in town."