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Desk shaped like an office block.

"Tommy!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"FISH ON"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'How about a game of cards?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

Out of Order.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Higher!'

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Everything makes a noise except the hooter!

'Okay guys, paper already beat these guys, and we beat paper last week. . .'

A dilemma at a train station.

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"