Rudolph at a Traffic Light
Rule Obeyer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your rule obeyer? Perfect for those who find comfort in structure and enjoy celebrating their organized side. Our collection highlights the fun side of following the rules, making it a playful yet meaningful gift. Whether they love to stick to their principles or take pride in their disciplined routines, our items are designed to delight and amuse. Discover unique, creatively themed products that honor their commitment to order and rules.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'
Alternative fielding positions
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Dog Crossing
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'
Dog tries to obey No Dog sign
Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
One way only.
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'
Patey's in a band! He's so cool!
I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but
"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."
'I thought forty is the new thirty.'
"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."
'That's our corporate ladder.'
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."
"I'm looking for loopholes."
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'
"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."
"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."
'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
Rule Obeyer Gifts Collection
Rule Obeyer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for rule obeyers, perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily coffee or tea routines.
Rule Obeyer Pillows
Find the perfect pillows that celebrate a love of rules with clever designs and comforting textures, ideal for any organized space.
Rule Obeyer Prints
Browse our selection of prints that honor rule followers with stylish, humorous designs to brighten up any room.
Rule Obeyer T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that proudly showcase the disciplined spirit of rule obeyers, blending humor and style effortlessly.