Rule Obeyer Pillows

Rudolph at a Traffic Light

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Dog Crossing

Alternative fielding positions

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

One way only.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'