Rule Challenger Pillows

"I know it's against the rules to pass notes, but isn't this really a privacy issue?"

'Mom, dad, do you realize what time it is? It's after 11 o'clock!'

Winter Sports Ban

"You're late. It's past your curfew."

"No, you can't go sledding. It's too dangerous and besides, you have football practice."

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

Do not abuse the Lawn

"The school rule of 'No cellphones in class' does not impinge on you free speech, Kevin."

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'What do you mean lining up in order of height is discrimination?'

"No photography."

Warning.

'Yes, this is the happy hunting ground, but you still have to turn in the bow.'

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

Accountancy Final.

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

The Mainstream

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'