Principle Challenger Pillows

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I'm looking for loopholes."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Confusionism'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Business men line up at the police station

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.