Principle Challenger Gifts

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Confusionism'

Capitalism

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Foreclosed

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

Know Know

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Business men line up at the police station

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You