Rule Abider Pillows

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'