Rule Abider Pillows

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'