Rule Benders Gifts

'Ms. Hempworth, check with our legal department...why must we obey the rules?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

No Dogs Allowed

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I bet they're not so much commandments as best practice guidelines, am I right?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'