Rule Benders Mugs

'Ms. Hempworth, check with our legal department...why must we obey the rules?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"I bet they're not so much commandments as best practice guidelines, am I right?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Alternative fielding positions

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'