Rule Breakers Mugs

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

'He broke an EU Directive.'

Special Regulations.

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Hotel heartless - No Teddies Allowed

No smoking!

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'A table where no one will notice we're having sex.'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'So who's smoking?'

"I think a walk on the wild side now and again could be quite exciting."

No Smoking in the Castle

'Whoa, where are you going?'

'Fired - for gross incompetence. I totally get the gross part, but incompetent?!'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

Man enters store forbidding hoods, caps, smoking and dogs.

"Bummer!"

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'