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"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Angel with speed camera.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"

Trike lowrider

Prefect.

'Sheep happens.'

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Boulder Car

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Dog warden with a pooper scooper following a dog

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Welcome to Insuranceville

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."