Responsible Roadster T-Shirts

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Bio Fuels.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Trike lowrider

Range Anxiety

Boulder Car

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'Sheep happens.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Dieselgate....

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Don't Drink Drive.

You keep ducking!

"It's horrible! In this driverless car, Al can now devote 100% of his time to road rage!"

'I can explain everything, officer, my dog doesn't drink.'

Spin the Bottle.

Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois

'Shouldn't we be using a bio-degradable carrier bag?'

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'