Rugby Match Day Pillows

Rugby - Barring the goal

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

The conversion.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Lion v Kiwi.

Football Stadium

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Footballer.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause

'Don't mind her...I brought along my grief counsellor just in case.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'