Football Match Day Pillows

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

'I don't care what you lot say - my licence extension doesn't cover extra time or penalties.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Strive to win!

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football supporters.

"You idiots … we lost!"

'We're in a hurry.'