Football Match Day Pillows

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'I don't care what you lot say - my licence extension doesn't cover extra time or penalties.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"You idiots … we lost!"

'We're in a hurry.'