Football Game Day Pillows

When the ball got stuck yet again, Andy realized the other team had a real home field advantage.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Football Stadium

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

A man cheers

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Football Bomb

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You idiots … we lost!"