Game Day Regular Pillows

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'