Rugby Match Day Mugs

Rugby - Barring the goal

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'We're in a hurry.'

The conversion.

Lion v Kiwi.

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Football Stadium

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

'Look - if you're not going to watch the match, you might as well have stayed at home and gawped at yourself in the mirror!'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Footballer.

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

GOOOOAAAAAL!

'Right, we'll take the shallow end.'

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'Early evening kick-off for the Gunners, is it, Henderson?'

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Football Applause