Rugby Manager Pillows

'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

The MBA Draft

"He likes it."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Go team!

"I hate performance review season."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

My brilliant career

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'