Rugby Manager Gifts

'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

The MBA Draft

"He likes it."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Go team!

"I hate performance review season."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

My brilliant career

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Kenny Dalglish

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'