Rudolph Fan Gifts

This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'This is the Island of REAL misfit toys.'

Reindeer

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Do you know the time, Santa?

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Mars Rover

Decaying corpse

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Mick Jagger.

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Mick Jagger

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Rolling Stones

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"O+ Harvest of ;92."