Rudolph Admirers Gifts

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Reindeer

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

An inbred poodle.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Michel de Montaigne

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Robin Snood

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

(Can't) Count Dracula.

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

Rodin's Late Arriver

Rodin's Block

Dracula's false teeth

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

Vampire's postman.

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."