Rudolph Admirers T-Shirts

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Reindeer

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Robbie Williams

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

David Bowie

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Wanna go out?"

An inbred poodle.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Michel de Montaigne

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Robin Snood

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Dracula's false teeth

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

Rodin's Block

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

(Can't) Count Dracula.

Rodin's Late Arriver

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

Vampire's postman.

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

Frank Zappa

David Bowie